Jury Fuckin' Duty

Tomorrow I get the unpleasant honor of being a good citizen and appearing for Jury Duty. I really don't want to go. If Pauly Shore was there, I still wouldn't want to go, but at least I would see someone famous. I really hope that I'm not picked for a jury. I think I might loose my mind if I'm picked. I might defecate in my seat, to insure a dismissal. Lets hope it doesn't come to that. I just need to get this over with so I can continue my life, in a selfish, and charming way.