Something New

So I recently realized that after drinking a ton of wine and beer on an empty stomach, Groucho can get very blotto. In such situations, he may say and do things that an intoxicated person would not do, unless they are also drunk. Groucho was both. He might jokingly ask some gentleman why his mustache is on their dick, only to be shocked when it is actually found there. He then may have a lot explaining to do, in such a situation, particularly if the man's girlfriend is a duck. After desiring Laughter, Gaiety, and Hot Cha-Cha, it is undecided if he got them. It is also undecided if he got the clap. Results shall be posted once they are in.